Pocket Soap – Bath Time e9

Pocket Soap – Bath Time e9

Take part to take in the titillatingly twisted tale foretold to tell how this orator turned to tout in his tunic a stick intended for autonomous tidying.

Alliteration aside, it’s story time! The origin of why I was carrying a bar of artisanal soap in my pocket is far far more random than one would imagine. To get to the bottom of this mystery you’ll need to revisit with me one of my most favorite and most bizarre days living in Downtown Los Angeles.

Protests, high fashion, drugs, and underground women’s sustainable living swap meets… this tale has it all.

I put the illiterate in alliteration – James

A breezy baby holiday: blow jobs, bros, and quantum mechanics

Happy holidays dorks. I give you the gift of video!

Back on July 31st I published the post Can a bro get a bro? A brave piece of blogging teaching the youth of the world how to pick up dudes. Despite the universally appealing subject matter of bro seduction the the post suffered from a serious case of ‘written words’.

Please enjoy the reading free adaptation of that forgotten post:

This was told with SpeakeasyDC on November 12th. I’ll be telling a new story on January 14th. Information can be found here.

-James