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We’ve all been underrating Tom Cruise, and by extension have been giving Scientology a bad wrap. After seeing Mission Impossible Fallout I’m prepared to forgive Scientology for all it’s batshit crazy ideas.

• imprisoning members – forgiven
• morality officers – forgiven
• founded by science fiction writer – hilarious
• operation white snow – forgiven
• billion year contracts – forgiven. also hilarious

All the evils Scientology has committed are worth it. Why? Because it gave us Tom Cruise. Don’t get me wrong, Tom is a star on his own. By Scientology made him fearless. Look at him run. He attacks the wind! That is Scientology Energy.

HE DOES EVERY SINGLE STUNT IN MISSION IMPOSSIBLE FALLOUT! And these are not just action movie stunts. These are

Buster Keaton’s fever dreams. Do you think that is possible without a powerful cult of crazies propping him up as a God on Earth? Hell no. Worth it!

Do I like Mission Impossible Fallout? Not really. Is it worth seeing? Absolutely.

It’s just a tour de force of Tom, and what he’s capable of.. which is anything. Thank you Scientology.